Title: Pirates of the Caribbean (Jrock style)
Status: movie ficion
Author: rabidguitarist
Theme: some good yaoi
Rating: PG 13 plus a nice lemon sooo NC 17, i guess. (bad at ratings)
Pairing: KaoruXDie [Dir en grey]
Disclaimer: I claim no one! I do NOT own any of the people I mention in this nor have any connections with them. I do NOT get any money from this, and it's written solely for entertainment purposes meaning no harm.
WARNING!: There is a lemon at the end! A LEMON! So if you can't stand lemons, don't read.




Pirates of the Caribbean (remix)- Movie Fiction

Jack Sparrow- kaoru Niikura
Elizabeth Swane- Die Ando
Captain Barbossa- Kyo Niimura



"Argh, does this island be reminding you of anything? This so happes to be the same island you be casted off before." Captain Kyo smiled, pulling his hat off. "Hats off to the almost Captain Jack Sparrow." Kyo's crew laughing deeply form the bottom of their round bellies. "Give the man his pistol."
Kaoru pointed to Captain Kyo, his wrists tied together. "How about we make it two bullets? Being 2 of us, we shall need one bullet for the both of us."
"No, one bullet, thats all you get, sabby?"Kyo smiled. "girl, you first."
Die grumbled. "I am no.."
"Girl." Captain Kyo said, pointing to Die. "We will be taking what is rightfully be mine. Hand over de dress before you be leaving." Kyo smiled, waiting for the beautiful woman to strip.
Die held up his nose with dignaty as he stripped. "Do what you wish." he said simpily, throwing it to the cold hearted crew.
Kyo caught it in the air before it even touched the rest of the crew. Smelling it, he passed it around. "Still warm." he smiled. The crew yelled around for a small of the dress.
"Pigs."
This caught Kyo's attentions. "Of the plank with you!' he yelled, pushing Die off of the ship with the point of his sword. Die fell 10 feet down and plugged himself into the water. "You next." Kyo pulled his sword on kaoru now.
"You dun want to reconsider?" kaoru asked.
"No." Kyo smiled. "I give you the responcibility of shooting the lady." he said, throwing Kaoru's things over board. "Let's see you escape this time." he flashed his overgrown, rotten teeth at kaoru.
Kaoru ran and jumped after his stuff, before it sank to the bottom. Once he made sure he had everything, he swam himself to shore. Once he crawled onto shore, he looked for a sharp rock to cut the ropes around his wrists. Once his confindes were gone and he was free, it was time to look for Die. After a few minutes of sitting on his ass on the shore line, he saw a tall figure coming out of the water.
"There she blows!" Kaoru yelled, running after the almost drawning figure. Pulling Die to shore, they both collapsed on the shore, ketching their breath.
"What is your plan?" Die asked, his first words once his breathing calmed.
"We.." kaoru said, standing up, leaving Die on the ground. "follow old wise Captain Kaoru Niikura." he said, running off, knocking on trees and counting paces
"What are you doing?" Die asked, lifting himself up from the ground. He watched the insane captain jump and run into things.
"5,6,8. Here it is."
"Here what is?"
"Ah, the secret to every problem." Kaoru smiled, leaning over and trying to find a small rope in the sand under him.
Die rolled his eyes. "You idiot, you missed a number."
"Oh." Kaoru said, moving to the side a little bit, only to find the rope. "Ah yes, i ws jsut testing you." he smiled as he lifted the rope, to reveil a small storage space.
"What is all that? What does this have to do with us escaping? How did you escape last time?" Die asked, placing his hands on his hips.
"I.. that is..." kaoru hicuped one he landed his foot back on the sand.
"Are you not the pirate i hear so many dreadful story's about?" Die asked, frustrated.
"Okay love, here is the deal. There is a barge taht use this island to storage their.. goods." kaoru opened a bottle and drank a good amount of it. "Soon, they will have to check this island. We will be saved and return back to that despicable boyfriend you call Toshiya."
"Toshiya is a better man then you will ever be!" Die said, poking kaoru in the chest.
"of course he is love." Kaoru winked, moving passed him to sit by the shore to watch the sunset.
"You escaped by drinking rum for 3 years?"
"No, no." kaoru said, putting his finger up and wiggling it in a drunken way. "3.. d..dAys."
"3 days. Drinking.. rum?"
"That's right love." kaoru smiled, collapsing on the sand, bottle still in his mouth.
Die picked up a bottle Kaoru had managed to drop from Kaoru's drunken grasp. Smiling, if you can't beat him, join him.
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After a few bottles of rum and a few confessions that came uncontrolably from each other, the couple ended up lounging on the beach, drinking conforatbly together.
"Must get lonely." Die sighed. "Being trapped on this beach and all. Without a companion, without.." Die took a drink. "Anyone."
"Yes well.." Kaoru matched Die's gulp of rum. "This time, the company sure has gotten better, as well as..." kaoru burped but didn't finish his sentence. He stretched his arm out and placed it around Die's shoulders, slowly slipping it inside of his chemise.
"Captain kaoru Niikura, i don't think i have drunken enough.. rum to allow that kind of talk." Die smiled as he rose his bottle in the air. "To.. Freedom."
kaoru smiled and met her bottle with his. "To freedom."
Making their toast, Die dropped his bottle while Kaoru drank all of his in one gulp. After consuming 5 bottles of alcohol, Kaoru was finally out for the count. "time to get to work." Die smiled, jumping to his feet and headed to the storage room.
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Smoke surrounded his body. The smell of the burning alcohol was enough to wake the great captain up. Openning his eyes, he found Die throwing what he recognized as bottled of the greatest liquid on Earth.
"What are you doing?" Kaoru jumped to his feet, trying to stop Die's foolish act.
"that signal is over 8 miles high. The whole british fleet is out there looking for me. Do you even have the slightest idea on how fast they are going to see it and come for me?"
"Where is the rum?"
""It's gone."
"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!" Kaoru started to panic.
"yes, it is gone. That vail drink that turns the most respectiable man into an evil.."
"But why the rum?" Die sighed at Kaoru's annoying attitude towards the rum.
"Just you wait captain, you will be seeing white sails in no time on the horizon."
"Ahh, what a nightmare." kaoru yelled, stomping off, leaving Die behind.






Now, the ending everyone wanted to see of this version....


"Must get lonely." Die sighed. "Being trapped on this beach and all. Without a companion, without.." Die took a drink. "Anyone."
"Yes well.." Kaoru matched Die's gulp of rum. "This time, the company sure has gotten better, as well as..." kaoru burped but didn't finish his sentence. He stretched his arm out and placed it around Die's shoulders, slowly slipping it inside of his chemise.
Die jumped at this opportunity. Goosebumps crawled down his back and warmed a forbidden place. He drank the rest of his rum. As he threw the bottle, he wrapped his arms around kaoru, tackling him to the ground. Die placed his lips on kaoru's. kaoru returned the kiss sloppily. Saliva flew everywhere as kaoru sat up, pulling Die to his lap, not breaking the kiss for a moment.
kaoru moved his hand to the top of Die's under dress. Pulling it off of Die's shoulder, kaoru gasped as more and more pale beautiful skin was shown. Kaoru attacked that skin with his mouth. Dragging his tongue everywhere on Die's shoulder, Kaoru moaned deep inside of his throat. This sent shivers and small moans to come out of Die's throat.
"You are so beautiful love." kaoru mumbled, before returning back to his kissing frenzy, bitting some skin at the base of his neck.
"More." Die begged.
"Gladly love, gladly." Kaoru ripped the top half of the dress from the lovely man's body in front of him.
Die gasped when he forgot Kaoru still thought he was a girl."Kaoru.. I'm sorry." Die said, covering himself up from Kaoru's gaze.
"Don't cover up your body love." kaoru said drunkenly as he pushed Die's arms aside. "I know you to be a guy." Kaoru smiled. "Me beautiful cabin boy." This was his final words before he pushed Die onto his back in the sand. He covered his cabin boy with his body, keeping him warm in the night's cool air.
Die moaned, squirming underneith kaoru's body. In doing so, their groins rubbed together, sending a loud moan from Kaoru. Seeing kaoru's interest in Die's action when he rubbed his hips with Kaoru's, he took the opportunity to torture him some more. Die moved his hips suductively against Kaoru's, sending more sweet moans to ring through his ears. "Do you.. like that?" Kaoru moaned once he felt another sweet rub from the beautiful man underneith him. "I will take that as your answer."
Kaoru growled and switched their possition so that Die was ontop. "Undress me." kaoru said, thrusting his hips up to Die.
Taking the hint, Die pulled his body low on kaoru's. Seeing the giant bulge in kaoru's pants, he took great care to poke at it. "What is this Captain kaoru?" Die smiled.
"Oh god Die." kaoru gasped as Die's hand went from poking to stroking his cock through his pants. "You know exactly what it is."
"Should i expirement closer?" Die asked, lickig his lips.
"Yes, captain's orders."
"Well, as long as the captian says so." Die smiled, lifting his body over Kaoru's as he began to lick the the nape of Kaoru's neck. His hands roamed over Kaoru's shoulder, pulling his shirt over his shoulder and off of his chest. Reveiling nice pale skin to Die's pleasure, he immediatly attacked it with kisses. Licking passed his collar bone, die found Kaoru's nipple. He tugged on it with his teeth lightly, pulling another few moans out of kaoru.
"Soo goood."
Die smiled at Kaoru's reaction. It felt so good to be incharge for once. Die switched his attention to the other nipple,sucking on it, hard. Kaoru arched his back, half of his body rising off of the sand. "Die!"
"Yes.. captain."
"I can't take much longer."
"Oh.." Die said depressed. Pushing his hand down kaoru's chest to the tie of his pants. Pulling Kaoru's pants off, he began to stroke the strong, stiff present found inside. "So... small Captain kaoru, don't you get bigger."
kaoru growled, bucking his hips infront of Die's face. "Im going to fuck you so hard..."
"Oh a threat." Die smiled. "I can do that too." he said, leaning his head down, taking the head of kaoru's cock inside of his mouth. Die growled in the back of his throat, bringing Kaoru arching and curling his toes. Feeling all of kaoru's muscles freeze under Die's palms resting on kaoru's hips, he took it as a sign to continue. Die slowly pulled every inch of Kaoru's manhood into his mouth.
When Kaoru didn't think he could take anymore, Die began to suck on his flesh. "OHHHH!" kaoru yelled. Thank god they were on a deserted island. Die enjoyed giving kaoru pleasure. He loved his the flesh in his mouth squirmed with the body that laid under him. He sucked with all the desire of trying to release himself. Die massaged kaoru's sacs, waiting for kaoru to be dangerously close to cumming. "More! Suck more!! Hurry up!......... Almost there!!"
"Oh no you're not." Die smiled, pulling away from Kaoru's fully erect cock. Kaoru thrusted his hands out to grab Die's head to bring him back to his previous activity.
"Diiiiie."
Die jumped up from kaoru's body. He walked around kaoru to put on a show. Slowly pushing the rest of the dress off of his body, Die showed all of his skin to Kaoru. "Do you like what you see?" Die asked, raking a finger from his shoulder, down his chest, and to his manhood.
"Hell yeah!" Kaoru yelled. "Now." he pointed to the sand beside him.
"Not yet." Die smiled, sinking to his knees , looking up at Kaoru at the end of his feet. "Kaoru... Captain Kaoru Niikura." Die licked his lips and began to crawl to Kaoru. He rubbed every inch of his body on Kaoru's, bringing Kaoru's cock to an all new level of hard. Die smiled at the sight of his almost exploding manhood. "You're so beautiful."
"You are a treturious." kaour said through gritted teeth.
Die smiled. "I do try." he said, finally resting his pelvis ontop of kaoru's. "Are you ready?"
"No! I am not going to be the victum in this!" kaoru said. "I fuck you, not the other way around."
Die smiled as he rose himself over kaoru's penis. Feeling Kaoru at his enterence, he forced himself down to when he felt Kaoru's penvis on his butt. "Ahhh.."
kaoru smiled as he thrusted his hips up into Die's warmth. "You're so.. tight!" kaoru moaned, sending more thrusts inside of Die.
Die grinned, lifting himself up from Kaoru and was met by one of kaoru's thrusts before he pushed himself back down to surround kaoru once again. "kaoru... so biiiiig." Die said, raising himelf up and down on kaoru, making their pace faster. Die screamed once kaoru found that oh-so-special place inside of him. "AHH!"
Liking the sound of Die's scream, Kaoru began to thrust wildly inside of him, only to hear that noise over and over again. Die gasped at everytime Kaoru hit his spot. "Ride me!" kaoru yelled. "Move.. damn you, move!"
Die smiled, doing as he was told. He rode kaoru, rode him like a savage animal. "Like.. ah.. this?"
"yes.. yes.. love, harder." kaoru panted, reaching between them to grab Die's neglected manhood. Pulling his hand up and donw the rod of steel, he pumped Die until estasy took them both to Davie John's locker and back.
"AHH!" screams muffled together into the darkness as Die collapsed against Kaoru, sweat surroundng them in a blanket of warmth. Kaoru pulled his arms around Die, not moving to savor everything that had jsut happened.
"Die." kaoru gasped. "That was beautful."
"You are beautiful, my drunk captain."
Kaoru smiled. "captain Kaoru Nii..zzz." Kaoru quickly fell asleep, holding onto Die tightly.
"Yes, my Captain Kaoru Niikura." Die smiled, kissing kaoru before sleep consumed him as well.